Don’t neglect your deuces.
October 24, 2008
Okay, so this may be a disgusting topic, but it needs to be discussed.
I need to know which co-worker of mine frequently drops deuces in our shared restroom and then just gets up and leaves them there for everyone to see? I realize I’ve asked this question before, but I’ve never received an answer so I’m asking again. PLEASE identify yourself for the DEUCE neglect-er that you are!
Are you quite proud of your creation and want to share it or something? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT! It never ceases to force my gag reflex into overdrive each time I walk into a stall only to find the masterpiece that you left behind. Isn’t flushing the toilet an automatic for you? It seems to be for the rest of the universe. Whoever was in charge of your toilet training should be sentenced to live the remaining years of his or her life in an outhouse that’s been frequently used by individuals suffering from IBS.
We are all adults in this cube jungle! Last I checked, we work with no babies, toddlers, or elderly people who are unable to control their bowels or are so plagued by arthritis that they cannot position their hands to flush a toilet.
So please, stop the insanity! FLUSH YOUR DEUCES!
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October 28, 2008 at 1:47 pm
It’s amazing that no one has at least stopped by to lend their moral support to you on this issue. I just wanted to add mine. You need it. These people should be put in jail!
December 6, 2008 at 5:25 am
nice post…
keep your spirit
and keep smile