Why do you pee so much?

October 8, 2008

I don’t know what it is, but I work with some women who frequent the restroom a little too frequently. In this cube jungle of ours,we have no real walls dividing us from each-other. Therefore, I hear you walking by my cube every fifteen minutes on your way to the restroom yet again. Are you bonging water from a personal Culligan dispenser? Is this why you are constantly in a Michael Phelps-like 100 meter race to the restroom? Seriously, put the liquids down, eat some salt or invest in some Poise pads (I hear they are superior in leak protection). It’s annoying to have you passing by me and peering in my cube each time you head off to relieve yourself. I know you are looking right at my screen to see what I’m really doing. This then forces me to minimize what I’m really doing (i.e. perezhilton.com, facebook.com, craiglist.com, etc) and do actual work. How dare you!?! I also think that peeing this often showcases a lack of discipline and control on your part and frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if your supervisor mentioned this as a weakness during your next yearly review.

Just remember, you’re not getting paid to spend your day in the restroom and I don’t appreciate you messing up my daily routine of finding anything else to do besides work. Unfortunately for me, I’ve learned that excessive urinaters and narcs go hand in hand so you’re really effing up my work day.

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3 Responses to “Why do you pee so much?”


  1. Hahaha. This was some good reading. I found your site from Justin’s blog (lifeofjustin.com). I’ll definitely be visiting more often, so make me a spot on the couch.

  2. Les Says:

    Did you ever think that they aren’t going to the bathroom at all? Maybe you work with a bunch of closet coke heads. Or, desperately horny lesbians that meet up in the can.

    Dont clear a spot for me on the couch, Ill be here sitting by the waste basket.


  3. Back in the highschool days, we went to the bathrooms frequently to talk on the phone, fix make up, and pee.

    In the office, it’s still the same.


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